thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.


lnthefade:

So there’s this.

lnthefade:

So there’s this.


thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

Yeh… i have a phd.. a phucking huge dong lmao….


lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

(Source: baklavagina)


Aubrey Drake Graham more important than William Shakespeare

bootcutslim:

martian-summer:

fuck whoever made this stupid ass post, you’re gonna tell me Drake can even spell iambic pentameter? get the fuck outta here with this

shakespeare died like a thousand years ago

please let go of his ancient nuts 

(Source: wiggleman99)


(Source: leecario)


1,846 plays!

ssbfor3dsandwiiu:

A snippet of a remix of “Full Steam Ahead” from The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks!


notxam:

BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY K[REM]E[IX]


kanapy:

Tharja

kanapy:

Tharja


emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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